May 8, 2006

Top Secret

My dear friend D.P. used to work for the Government and so sometimes he knew things that the rest of us weren’t privy too. A couple of years ago he let me in on a little secret that I’m about to blow wide open right here on the internet…

Super Heroes and Super Villans are among us. You have seen them already and are so accustomed to their presence they have become virtually invisible, disguised by the every day din of life. I will point them out to you now by posting these photos and it will all become clear to you.

Here's The Killer Tan summoning his strength














Notice Cyborgo-man has the word RESCUE on his belt posted right above his emergency phone number.



















You can often spot them on the side of the road running to the rescue. Here we have Karma Woman and Sanjeet fighting osteoporosis everywhere.

















Where's Waldo Man in his humble apartment posing for a comic book




















Chronotronic synchronizing his watch during some kind of large scale rescue operation.




















Coalitions and groups are common, pictured here Lady Paragon and the Warriors in action
















Señor Moustachio and his sidekick Señorita Snooze




















Blizzardo leaves mayhem in his wake as shown by the ambulance



















Now you try... See if you can correctly identify this fantastic duo?














How about this defender?





















And now that you've had some practice, next time you drive by a hero going to the rescue make sure to point them out to the kids, they'll appreciate it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Cobolt Duo

and

Super Suburbanite

Jenny said...

That's funny I like the Super Suburbanite.

My super hero information from http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/herogen/

I'm the:
The Valorous Squirrel-Wing
Power(s): Super loud voice, Mind control
Source of powers: Mutant curse
Weapon: Slime Staff
Transportation: Platypus Kite