Non Sequentures

Husband to car in front of us last Sat. “Put down the six-pack and drive your monstrocity!”

My shampoo is used more for bubble bath than to actually wash my hair.

"The child whispered, 'God, speak to me'
And a meadow lark sang.
The child did not hear.
-Unknown

People with shallow minds should just stay out of the deep end.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there.