Feb 11, 2006
1000 times better
Thank you for the well wishes dear internets. Six ginger snaps, four waffles, two chocolate chip cookies and a cup of coffee down the gullet since "the terrible incident". It’s such a traumatic event for me to barf that I am likely to measure everything else in my life in terms of wheather it happened before or after the barfing. I’ll be thinking “Yeah, Ella was born before that time I barfed”. Today I feel like I drank a fifth of vodka and danced all night at a Pimps concert, my stomach is still slightly wonky, I’m deeply dehydrated, my neck hurts, I can feel my heartbeat on the top of my head and the sun keeps poking me right in the eyes. I’m on a crusade to drink a bucket of water this morning to get my cells re-hydrated. I’m still 1000 times better than serious barfing.