Talents I have that are kind of pathetic
- My internal clock knows exactly when to stop fixing my sandwich and run back to the TV because the commercial is over
- I make fairly accurate snap judgments about people by assessing their shoes
- I have a super power called “guilt” activated with a heavy sigh or the phrase “Never mind”
- I am no longer self conscious about using the bathroom in front of an audience of family members
- I can change a poopy diaper with the one baby wipe I remembered to bring
- I can spot a good garage sale by doing a drive by
- I am totally invisible to boys between the ages of 14 and 27
- I can fully function on three hours of sleep as long as they are in a row
- I can put lipstick on by holding the tube of lipstick with my cleavage and yes, it was something I practiced
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"I am totally invisible to boys between the ages of 14 and 27."
Bull. ^
Tell me about these shoe judgments!
"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."
Good movie for our next movie/cosmo night. We should make it an "80's Evening"
Spc. Freeman - Oh I'm pretty sure I am now just a random "Ma'am" to those boys now, or my dazzling beauty has them so astonished they can hardly look in my direction. Maybe I'll go with the later.
Emily - I think I write a whole post about it. In the mean time go read Jo's blog where I totally analyze the new boyfriend via a pic of his shoes
http://tangled-me.blogspot.com/2006/05/shoes-and-love.html
Could you teach my husband that thing about knowing when the ad break is over?? When he is in charge of the remote control we ALWAYS miss a minutes of a show after an ad break :|
Yes, I am totally invisible to those boys as well. Seemed like only last week they were checking me out, but no more. Actually, I'm not checking them out either so I suppose it balances out ;)
HA!
I'm so glad you stuck a picture of the "Breakfast Club" in there...that made me laugh out loud (startling my cat)!
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