Jun 28, 2006

9 Talents

Talents I have that are kind of pathetic

  1. My internal clock knows exactly when to stop fixing my sandwich and run back to the TV because the commercial is over
  2. I make fairly accurate snap judgments about people by assessing their shoes
  3. I have a super power called “guilt” activated with a heavy sigh or the phrase “Never mind”
  4. I am no longer self conscious about using the bathroom in front of an audience of family members
  5. I can change a poopy diaper with the one baby wipe I remembered to bring
  6. I can spot a good garage sale by doing a drive by
  7. I am totally invisible to boys between the ages of 14 and 27
  8. I can fully function on three hours of sleep as long as they are in a row
  9. I can put lipstick on by holding the tube of lipstick with my cleavage and yes, it was something I practiced


Spc. Freeman said...

"I am totally invisible to boys between the ages of 14 and 27."

Spc. Freeman said...

Bull. ^

Emily said...

Tell me about these shoe judgments!

TaterTot said...

"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."

Good movie for our next movie/cosmo night. We should make it an "80's Evening"

Jenny said...

Spc. Freeman - Oh I'm pretty sure I am now just a random "Ma'am" to those boys now, or my dazzling beauty has them so astonished they can hardly look in my direction. Maybe I'll go with the later.

Emily - I think I write a whole post about it. In the mean time go read Jo's blog where I totally analyze the new boyfriend via a pic of his shoes


Surfing Free said...

Could you teach my husband that thing about knowing when the ad break is over?? When he is in charge of the remote control we ALWAYS miss a minutes of a show after an ad break :|

Yes, I am totally invisible to those boys as well. Seemed like only last week they were checking me out, but no more. Actually, I'm not checking them out either so I suppose it balances out ;)

Tai said...

I'm so glad you stuck a picture of the "Breakfast Club" in there...that made me laugh out loud (startling my cat)!

StillWater said...

Wow, thats interesting that a woman consumes over 4 to 9 lbs of lipstick in her lifetime! Here is the link that I found that shows all of the research: