Oct 7, 2005

Colder than T&A

Two days ago it was 88 degrees. Today it is 52 degrees.

We are trying not to turn the heat up so it feels like

  • It’s colder than a well-digger's butt
  • It's colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brassier
  • Colder than a frog's ass
  • Colder than Christian charity
  • Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon
  • It's colder than a bucket of penguin poop
  • The dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants
  • It’s colder than a nun’s tit
  • It’s colder than a polar bear's butt
















Ok I know it's not that cold yet - but I'm whining about it anyway.
Today's Link:
Witch's Tit

1 comment:

BoomBoom said...

Jenny...where did you get this drawing of me? I was assured it was to remain private!