Two days ago it was 88 degrees. Today it is 52 degrees.
We are trying not to turn the heat up so it feels like
- It’s colder than a well-digger's butt
- It's colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brassier
- Colder than a frog's ass
- Colder than Christian charity
- Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon
- It's colder than a bucket of penguin poop
- The dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants
- It’s colder than a nun’s tit
- It’s colder than a polar bear's butt
Ok I know it's not that cold yet - but I'm whining about it anyway.
Today's Link: Witch's Tit