Colder than T&A

Two days ago it was 88 degrees. Today it is 52 degrees.

We are trying not to turn the heat up so it feels like

• It’s colder than a well-digger's butt
• It's colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brassier
• Colder than a frog's ass
• Colder than Christian charity
• Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon
• It's colder than a bucket of penguin poop
• The dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants
• It’s colder than a nun’s tit
• It’s colder than a polar bear's butt

Ok I know it's not that cold yet - but I'm whining about it anyway.
Today's Link: Witch's Tit