I will tune in tonight in the hopes that my president has suddenly realized that he totally agrees with me. Alas I will hear him say:
“Make no mistake, we have hunted down those that would try to harm us 9-11 and we will bring 9-11 evildoers to justice 9-11. Amerca is a safer 9-11 place, terrorism, freedom, vital mission, secure, secure, terror, freedom, freedom, vital homeland security Amerca! Further more, tax relief, working families, no child left behind, safer, freedom, freedom, 9-11, terror, terror, freedom, God Bless Amerca.”
Then I will turn to Dan and we will try not to puke on each other and wish we’d watched a movie instead.