Waitress: I'm sorry I think we're out of Miller Highlife
Dan: You should try that Leinenkugel's Summer Beer, that's what I'm getting.
Me: Ok, I'll take one of those.
...
Me: Mmmm, I like it. It's fruity.
Dan: It is not fruity. It's citrussy.
Me: Isn't that the same thing?
Dan: No, one is definitely manlier.
4 comments:
Ugh. I can't believe you like the Shandy. It's the only Leinie's that I refuse to drink. Bleh.
Crazy British and their crazy lemonade beer. ;-)
They make a fruity tasting Leiney for the ladies, and a citrussy one for the men. ;-)
I had no idea citrus was more manly. I will remember that for any future conversations on the gender of various vegatation.
I'll be sure to work fruity into our next conversation.
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