Last night during the terrible storms:
Me: Honey come down stairs and look at the weather!
Honey: I can see it on my laptop!
Me: No, I mean look at these clouds!
Honey: I am! I’m watching the Doppler radar right now!
Me: No, I mean come down and look out the window and see this cloud over our house that is rotating clockwise!
Despite my dramatic exchange there were no tornadoes in tiny town yesterday. The rotating grey cloud moved on its way, very possibly by me going outside and looking at it hard enough that it decided the surprise was ruined, but I did stay up until at least 1AM listening for train sounds ready to wake everyone up and make a dash for the basement. My Dad said there were tornadoes last night in the next county over. So I wasn’t being a total ninny.