Finish this joke:
James Brown, President Ford and Saddam Hussein arrive at the pearly gates on the same weekend. The three men wait their turn, hardly believing who they are standing next to while ol’ Peter looks flips through his giant book looking for their names. Soon _______ leans over to ________ and says…
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oh this could get twisted.
i'm watching.
I am still thinking... give me some time...
President Ford leans over to Saddam Hussein and says, I can't believe they let n*****s in here.
Shoulung's prize - you get a lump of coal for that one.
Soon Sadaam leans over to James and says "Ask him if Ford really stands for 'Found On the Road, Dead.'"
OR
Eventually, James leans over to Sadaam and says "Personally, I was always a MOPAR guy myself."
Saddam leans over to James Brown and says "They told me downstairs if they had to let a republican in, they had to let me in too!"
God leans over to St. Peter and says "What do ya know it's the Butcher, the Shaker and the Scandle Dick Maker."
or maybe it should be "...the Butcher, the Shaker, the Dick Scandle Maker"
God leans over to St. Peter and says "Damnit! Elevator Joe must have been drinking the Sunday wine again."
ok Anonymous wins nothing for being anonymous, Hcane_Andrew wins a beer on me the next time I see him, but it's going to be an Old Style because he didn't win firt prize. Shoulung wins an extra (Beware) next to his blog roll and Jo wins the grand prize for totally dissing Republicans! Woohoo! Please e-mail me your address and I will promptly send you a fridge magnet stating "Bombadee Loves Me". Lucky lucky you.
I'm glad there are more creative people out there than I, because I couldn't come out with anything.
omg if Monkey sees this he's gonna think you have a microphone in his head lol - He came home from work some day last week and said "ok so at work we came up with a great joke, but we don't know the punchline. Guess what the joke was?? lol
You didn't say teh joke had to be clean! It's like limericks only come in two varieties: clean and funny.
I will try to be nicer from now on. BTW Mrs. Shoulung didn't want me to do it...
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