Aug 31, 2006
Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother-effin jeans in this mother-effin drawer!
I discovered last week why it’s a bad idea to actually finish the laundry. Not only does it make picking an outfit too hard to decide but there isn’t enough room in anyone’s dresser to hold ALL of our clothes. Our closets depend on a steady 1 to 5 ratio of dirty and clean rotation. Disrupt that balance and you’ll find me trying to stuff one more pair of jeans into the bottom drawer by jamming it in the way far back corner and simultaneously sliding the drawer closed creating a sort of snakes in a peanut can effect when the drawer is opened again or inadvertently permanently wedging the garment into the drawer mechanism perhaps preventing the drawer from ever being opened again. Bad, bad, bad, it’s just better to let the laundry pile for a few days.