I Like Spam on Toast

Recently I figured out how to forward all the e-mails I have to the one I read most often and now on a daily basis I get at least 40 offers to make my penis larger, stronger and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound which is amazing since I don’t even own one. I cranked my spam filter up to 11 this morning and I think I’m running the risk of missing the junk mail I like. There are a few bands, a couple of restaurants and a few casinos I like to get offers from.