It's another sticky day and I have to drag Ella and I to the grocery store. I'm walking around the house looking for something to wear that doesn't give me a mommy-butt. I actually have a mommy-butt, you know - flat and wide, but I refuse to wear pants that come up to my rib cage in an attempt to stay on the mommy-butt. So I have exactly two pairs of shorts that look great on my booty and only one skirt and I have worn them all this week.
I refuse to buy any more clothes because I'm loosing baby weight and I'm going to be a different size soon. (HA!)
blah... perhaps I'll go naked.
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