Republican Coyote Fables

Ella: A lady came up to our school and told us three stories about coyotes.  They had a lesson at the end.

Me: Did the lady belong to a tribe?

Ella: Yes, I think she was a Republican.

Too Soon For This?

Ella: I can't go to school today because I'm a little sick.

Me: Oh no, I'll call the doctor and we'll get you a shot so you can feel better.

Ella: I don't wanna get a shot!

Me: Honey, I want you to get better.

Ella: But I'm not gonna be sick all day.

Me: How long are you gonna be sick?

Ella: When school is done I'm not gonna be sick anymore.