President Stiletto Steel had this to say: "If you weren't at the bout last night you missed HITS GALORE, A FIGHT, GIRLS slamming into each other--- the floor,and the stats table! This was the kind of bout people talk about for a LONG FREAKIN TIME!
Injuries were kept to a minimum but the scratches all over Annsanity's well endowed bosom, the punch mark on Warriors face, the rink burn on Breetlejuice and the other ladies are a testament to the fact THIS IS REAL!
As a matter of fact if one more person asks me if this is "real" I am going to strap skates on them and throw them to the wolves...the Stateline Roller Derby Divas that is!
Thanks to MId-Iowa for coming out and playing hard and well as a team! In the words of Mr. Rogers from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood when he sang in that comforting voice of his:"Won't you be my neighbor?!"
Hugs and Bruises to all!
Stiletto Steel
SRDD President"
Most of these pics in the sldie show below are by Tim Speer Photography.
(BTW I'm #00 and no I didn't get into a fight it was #217 our sweetest player)
4 comments:
1. Glad to hear you are surviving the insanity
2. Yippee for winning!
3. Love the slideshow
4.Look at you, all lean and mean, a skating machine! Goooo Jenny!
Way to Go DIVAS now you've tasted Victory!! Congratulations!!! I only have one question Jenny.....
Is it real? :-D
Congrats on the win. That was one of the funnest bouts I've watched.
My one question (since I KNOW derby's real): What's that floor like to skate on?
~ Felon
The floor up at Skatin' Station is a little slicker than a wood floor but not as slick as terazzo (like White Pines). I wear flat outs on the inside left of both skates to grip and witch doctors on the outside for speed. The humidity matters too, on humid days you can corner tight and on dry days I slide more on the corners.
I'm glad you had fun! I wish we weren't all playing the same day next month.
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