Jack loves to watch Sanjay and Craig with his green pool noodle wrapped around his middle. That is all.
Feb 28, 2014
Feb 26, 2014
These pictures were all taken yesterday at various places in my house. Here's the thing; I have never bought a lolli-pop. But apparently the whole world thinks my kids should have one. The doctors office, bank tellers, the grocery check out ladies and every valentine. The kids give a polite thanks and then hoard them, probably in the same place they keep their marbles, markers without lids and endless supply of stinky socks rolled into a ball.
I've pulled them out of car seats, off the carpet out of hair and even off the top of the toilet tank. I'm not even sure Jack knows there is a center in a tootsie roll pop. He just gets some taste and says "nope" laying it down wherever. Ella thinks all lollis have a chewy center of; candy, gum or just plain paper stick. Later I find a soggy half spit ball - half lolli stick, while reaching into a pants pocket or leisurely sliding my hand under a couch pillow.
I can't stop them. The nice folks who give them out always ask. But that's the thing... they always ask in front of the kids. "Can they have a CANDY?" and then I sense a tremor of excitement emanating from the adorable cherubs who's very flappy eye-lashes enticed sugar from the finger tips of a stranger. And that's the point of no return already. Unless they've been terrible, it's impossible to say no without being the meanest Mom in the history of ever.
I realize what a stupid first world problem it is to be all winey about free candy. How affluent does a society have to be, before they give what was once only available to royalty, away to every human that walks by? And how much more affluent does a society have to be before mothers start complaining about it? Cripes.